About the authors

Some Biography:

Bladud was born in a ditch in Kazakhstan. From birth he was brutalised by his fellow men because of his strange power; the amazing ability to walk through solid objects.

For some time he selfishly squandered this power, but, after an encounter with a talking terrapin, he realised that with great power comes great responsibility. He outfitted himself with spandex tights and a face-mask and journeyed to Chicago, intending to clean up that town. Within 5 minutes of his arrival, he was shot by the police.

The official comment was "We know that the superheroes of tomorrow will be the terrorists of today!"

Eric the Bunny
Bladud's faithful friend; Eric, the Quantum Blood Bunny.

Very Slightly Less Silly:

Here is a picture of me at the D-Day landings, June 6, 1944 (courtesy of Alchemist, who was carrying the camera).

I sound like this

Thanks to Zephyr, who wrote the PHP review software in one night because it was "way more fun than sleep"

Further thanks to Prince Bob, for the hosting and the java applet. No picture of him exists at this time, but we do have a recording. Click here

Thanks also to Gate|(eeper, for his story and emails, and to PNS, whom I beat resoundingly at total annihilation again and again and again, and who were rude about my graphic design skills in revenge.

Yet more thanks to anyone I missed, and commiserations to all those people who had their email inboxes spammed with my rants all those years ago...